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A lady with a duck under her arm gets on a train and takes a seat. The guy sitting opposite her speaks up and says 'That is the ugliest pig I have ever seen'. The lady replies 'This is not a pig, it's a duck'. The guy then says, 'Shut up you stupid bitch, I was talking to the duck'.
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(Added: 2003-09-29 Rating: 6.19 Votes: 22)
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