10. 'Like, there's more numbers than 0 and 1!' 9. It's not easy to remove fingernail polish from the keys. 8. Too many broken nails jam the keyboard. 7. The alphabet is not in the right order on the keyboard. 6. When blondes make a mistake with a computer there's no one to sleep with to forget it ever happened. 5. Computers refuse to answer when blondes talk to them. 4. Blondes can't figure out which key starts the food processor. 3. Joysticks don't work very well when they're wet. 2. The screen can't handle that much whiteout. 1. They keep trying to force feed cheese to the mouse.