Note: 'nerd' here can be substituted with any group that is the local brunt of jokes, IE Irish jokes, Newfie jokes,etc.

Three men are being carted off to meet Madam Guillotine during the French Revolution. A Frenchman, An Englishman, and A nerd. The Executioner leads the Frenchman up the stairs and locks him in. He asks the Frenchman if he has anything he wants to say. The Frenchman says Vivre La France! The Executioner then pulls the cord but the blade fails to fall. The crowd goes wild, it's divine intervention and the Executioner lets the Frenchman go free. Next he leads the Englishman up, locks him in and ask's if he wants to say anything. The Englishman says, Tis a far better thing I do, tis a far better place I go... The Executioner then pulls the cord, and again the blade fails to fall. The crowd erupts, another divine intervention. The executioner lets the Englishman go free. He then leads the nerd up the stairs, locks him in and says, is there anything you want to say? The nerd reply's Well yeah, I think I see your problem up there.