A BLONDE WENT TO SEE HER DOCTOR. 'I HURT ALL OVER', SHE COMPLAINED.'WELL,' she said, as she pointed to her head 'I hurt here on my head.' Then she pointed to her arm and said 'and I hurt here' and then pointed to her stomach - 'I hurt here' and pointed to to leg and said 'and here'. The doctor said 'let me see your finger'. the blonde stuck her pointing finger to the doctor, he touched it and the blonde screamed with pain.. 'Well', said the doctor -- 'Your finger is broken'