If you introduce your wife as \'mylady@home.wife\'
If your family sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner.
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
If you want a CDROM for Christmas.
If Dilbert is your hero.
If you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven.
If you can name 6 Star Trek episodes.
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail.
If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place.
If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids\' toys.
If you use a CAD package to design your son\'s Pine Wood Derby car.