A man was out walking his pit bull and decided to stop in the neighbourhood tavern for a quick beer. Some moments later a second man entered the establishment and asked, 'Who owns the Pit bull outside' The first man answers 'I do, why?' The second man says 'well my pet chiuahhua is out there killing it.The first man says that's ridiculous. The second man says 'suit yourself, but he's choking to death on it.'