A lady walks in to a bar and sat down, she said to the bartender give me a beer, anything but Bud, he gave her a Molson or something. After about 10 beers the bartender goes why dont you like Bud? The lady said last night I drank a case of Bud and blew chunks, the bartender said if I drank a case of Bud I would probably blow chunks too, the lady said no chunks is my dog.