A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were caught by an army. They took the redhead and asked her, "Do you have any last words?" She thought for a while and yelled, "TORNADO!!" They all looked and she escaped.
Then they took the brunette and asked her, "Do you have any last words?" She thought for a moment and screamed, "AVALANCHE!!" They all looked and she escaped.
Then they took the blonde and asked her, "Do you have any last words?" The thought for a second and yelled, "FIRE!!" So they did.