There were four men on a plane: a British man, a French man, a Texan, and a Mexican.

The pilot warned them that the plane was about to crash and that if the other three jumped out, one person would survive.

So the British man says "Long live the Queen!" and jumped. This pumped up the French man so he says "Vive la France" and jumps. This really pumps up the Texan and he says "Remember the Alamo!" and throws out the Mexican guy.